speech competition

here are some of my kids' unedited speeches. awesome.

Ivy (Superstition)

As it concerns me some matters occur in the real life also had confirmed. I also can approve and believe, but these if is the rumor is insufficient to function some times which picks the letter to blindly, believe in had not know in advance the matter can shift to an earlier time discovered this is a good dead, because may have to exempt the nonessential matter has or not good influence some times sinks confuses believes other people’s excuse to fabricate the fact therefore has badly must be able to distinguish.

[babelfish, anyone? holy moly.]

Kevin1 (Superstition)

Nowadays, the technology has been improved fast and some illnesses come along. A few of people died because that they took medicines which were given from unlicensed doctors but not go to see real doctors. We need to keep ourselves from sickness. Therefore, we will not be hurt because we believe in those pills or elixirs. Once having colds, we have to go to see doctors. Drink more, exercise more, and eat more vegetables will keep people healthy.